onestarbookreview:

“makes me believe, in another 700 years, Fifty Shades of Grey will be regarded as epic literature.”

It is just as raunchy but vastly more entertaining. I don’t remember Christian Grey farting in anyone’s face.

onestarbookreview:

makes me believe, in another 700 years, Fifty Shades of Grey will be regarded as epic literature.”

It is just as raunchy but vastly more entertaining. I don’t remember Christian Grey farting in anyone’s face.

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

TRUTH.

queenofchalices:

FUCKING THANK YOU!!

TRUTH.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via mydrunkkitchen)

cactesse:

thesoftghetto:

Protesters upset about the smearing of Mike Brown converged at CNN headquarters.

people complain sooo much about social media and “twitter activism” completely ignoring that without social media the only way anyone would know whats going on is through media controlled by straight, white, capitalist men

This is amazing.

(via wilwheaton)

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

That’s a lot of TARDISes! Cinema screening tickets for Doctor Who premiere episode ‘Deep Breath’ now available in the UK, the US, Ireland, Canada, Germany, Luxembourg, Norway, Russia, Belgium, Denmark, Austria, Australia & New Zealand. 
Click here to go to doctorwho.tv’s dedicated cinema page which will be updated with new locations as they become available. Type your address into the search bar on the map to find the closest showing near you. 
Additionally, Canadian Whovians can find showings via cineplex.com.
Danish Whovians can find showings at kino.dk.
Belgian Whovians can find information via kinepolis.
And don’t forget, American Whovans can find cinema screenings through Fathom Events here.


Attention Russian Whovians! Tickets are available for purchase now over on coolconnections.ru! 

Hey Norwegian Whovians! Tickets are available for purchase now at oslokino.no!
And for Whovians in Luxembourg, you can also buy tickets via utopolis.lu!
Austrian Whovians as well can purchase tickets from uci-kinowelt.at!

I like how France is still super not involved in this incredibly British phenomenon.

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

doctorwho:

That’s a lot of TARDISes! Cinema screening tickets for Doctor Who premiere episode ‘Deep Breath’ now available in the UK, the US, Ireland, Canada, Germany, Luxembourg, Norway, Russia, Belgium, Denmark, Austria, Australia & New Zealand. 

Click here to go to doctorwho.tv’s dedicated cinema page which will be updated with new locations as they become available. Type your address into the search bar on the map to find the closest showing near you. 

Additionally, Canadian Whovians can find showings via cineplex.com.

Danish Whovians can find showings at kino.dk.

Belgian Whovians can find information via kinepolis.

And don’t forget, American Whovans can find cinema screenings through Fathom Events here.

Attention Russian Whovians! Tickets are available for purchase now over on coolconnections.ru

Hey Norwegian Whovians! Tickets are available for purchase now at oslokino.no!

And for Whovians in Luxembourg, you can also buy tickets via utopolis.lu!

Austrian Whovians as well can purchase tickets from uci-kinowelt.at!

I like how France is still super not involved in this incredibly British phenomenon.

actorswithactionfigures:

natasha romanoff + tumblr wanting a black widow movie.

*taps*foot*

*sighs huffily*

(Source: hillsmaria)

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

4gifs:

Mario is a jerk. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

This would only be ok if he’d bought another cake to replace the exploded one. Because cake is why people go to weddings.What? It’s why I went to mine. ;P

This would only be ok if he’d bought another cake to replace the exploded one. Because cake is why people go to weddings.

What? It’s why I went to mine. ;P

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via 4gifs)

neil-gaiman:

Am in a mysterious location about to do something mysterious. #DeepBreath
View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay 

#goodshudders

neil-gaiman:

Am in a mysterious location about to do something mysterious. #DeepBreath

View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

#goodshudders

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

(Source: marxist-gallifreyan, via wilwheaton)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

I know it is a tale as old as time but 10 years ago today I woke up, sneaked out of a bridesmaid’s hotel room, stole a continental breakfast from the Ithaca Super 8…. and then married the love of my life.

Happy Anniversary, Charity!

I’m very confused about the bridesmaid’s hotel room part… O_O

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